Longman

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A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

Longman by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

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Longman

the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.

last night i gave scott a longman.

Longman by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008

Related Words

Longman • longmang • Shreya Longman • The Longman Swallow • Thomas Longman • lengman • Lingman • longhand • Longmont • LogMan

Longman

Just a truely awful human being

He is the perfect example of a Longman

Longman by sbcmbr July 20, 2016

The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

The Longman Swallow by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

Thomas Longman

An amazing person who doesnt think they are as smart or funny as they actually are bc they are completley wrong about themself. If you find a "thomas longman" hold on to them and dont let go as you'll regret it if you do.

Thomas Longman is way nicer than he gives himself credit for.

Thomas Longman by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022

Shreya Longman

She is an amazing person.

I believe in Shreya Longman supremacy
Shreya Longman>others
No cap here

Shreya Longman is the besttt

Shreya Longman by You don't need a name November 22, 2021

lengman

A guy who is known to be willing to shoot people , at a price or for free, without mercy or discrimination. The word is indigenous to the london criminal underground network.

"Oi you man I got beef, its looking like imma have to holla at Larry the lengman to come and leng these clowns up".

lengman by Ttotal April 1, 2008

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026