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A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.
Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!
Long Face by AinsJC February 9, 2021
Words you can keep
A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.
Check that long face over there, what an idiot!
long face by beenalongday February 27, 2008
a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering
"Look at that long-face over there."

"What a long-face."
Long-face by zendikar March 8, 2010

why the long face? 

a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

Johnny long face 

To take a shit
Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “
Johnny long face by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

why the long face 

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse
chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"
she had A FACE A YARD LONG.
A Face A Yard Long by thebigwan March 5, 2015
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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