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long face
A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.
long face by beenalongday February 27, 2008
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why the long face?
why the long face? by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013
Johnny long face
Johnny long face by Fulmetl August 10, 2018
why the long face
chris:YIII 29 days play time
hayden:why the long face?
bram:why the long vagina
tom:why the long wheelchair
everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
hayden:why the long face?
bram:why the long vagina
tom:why the long wheelchair
everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
why the long face by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009
A Face A Yard Long
This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"
A Face A Yard Long by thebigwan March 5, 2015
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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