long face

A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.

Check that long face over there, what an idiot!

by beenalongday February 27, 2008

Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021

Long-face

a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering

"Look at that long-face over there."

"What a long-face."

by zendikar March 8, 2010

why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

why the long face

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse

chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018