Long-face

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a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering

"Look at that long-face over there."

"What a long-face."

Long-face by zendikar March 8, 2010

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Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

Long Face by AinsJC February 9, 2021

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long face

A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.

Check that long face over there, what an idiot!

long face by beenalongday February 27, 2008

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why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

why the long face? by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

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Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

Johnny long face by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

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why the long face

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse

chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

why the long face by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009

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A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

A Face A Yard Long by thebigwan March 5, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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