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A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.
Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!
Long Face by AinsJC February 9, 2021
A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.
Check that long face over there, what an idiot!
long face by beenalongday February 27, 2008

why the long face? 

a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

Johnny long face 

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “
Johnny long face by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

why the long face 

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse
chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"
she had A FACE A YARD LONG.