a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)
by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013
a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse
chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009