A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.

"I go to Lemont High School."
"That fuckin' sucks."

Lemont High School by Evanescence2008 October 16, 2018

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Ray Lamontagne

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

Ray Lamontagne by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

Law Of Lamont by Lamonting July 28, 2022

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