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LOLXD signifies loud laugh, emotional outburst, reaction on something extremely funny.
LOLXD supposedly consists of two parts:

1. LOL - abbreviated Laughing Out Loud
2. XD - emoticon, X - closed eyes, D - mouth.
"Did you see this Rasputin vs Stalin epic Rap Battle? It's LOLXD"
lolxd by akhikhl September 19, 2013
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a funny 2014 vine pyrocynical masturbates to. very sexy meme indeed dad plz come back plz dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
Pyrocynical: negga this meme hot lolxd get noscoped
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lolxd by hypergameous September 6, 2019
A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.
Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.
loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015

Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011
Lolade is a really nice,pretty,fun,cool girl.

She's really an amazing person to be with! When you see her your are definitely gonna have fun because Lolades are just bundles of joy...if you ever meet a Lolade or go out with a Lolade don't ever live her cause Lolades are usually one in a million and don't ever underestimate them cause what they can do is unbelievable....
Omg! I met Lolade she is so pretty.

Guy-Who is that girl?
Guy2-Oh she's Lolade really nice and hot
Girl-did you ever go out with Lolade
Guy-No,I couldn't even...she's too wow! For me!
Lolade by Nigguh inclusive January 5, 2014

kys fag lol xd 

Kys fag lol xd is a classic roast and can get you out of many situations
Guy 1- hey can you go kys pls
Guy 2- hey can stfu and kys fag lol xd
Guy 1- *kills himself and at the last moment says “lol xd”*
kys fag lol xd by A cool egg March 13, 2018
Past tense of lol. Like "lol-ed"
A: Remember that joke?
B: Oh yah, I lold.
lold by Helen Chao February 6, 2007
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