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Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011
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Loldemort 

When you laugh so hard that you metamorphasise into a creepy old man with a wand (voldamort)
Knock knock
Whos there?
Intereupting cow
Interuptin...
MOOOOO!!!!!

LOLDEMORT!

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Loldemort by loldemort!! March 5, 2009

Loldemort 

A mixture of the Acronym 'LOL' and the dark lord's name... Voldemort! Used to express amusement in a geeky Harry Potter way.Expect high usage around the release of Deathly Hallows part 1 and 2, especially when voldy himself dies.
Florence- isn't it funny when you replace the word 'wand' with 'willy' in Harry Potter books? 'I've got an unbeatable willy, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'

Alice: LOLDEMORT!!!
Loldemort by FlorencePartridge November 29, 2010

loldemort 

This can be used as both a noun or as a verb; as a noun, it's a laugh so evil that it casts a spell (and a pretty good one, far as I can tell).

As a verb, it is the act of laughing so hard that some sort of magic flies out from your mouth, nose, fingertips, etc.
"If you don't stop showing me "Man Getting Hit by Football" I might have to give a loldemort!"

He loldemorted so hard he left a charred spot of ashes where the corner grocery store used to be.
loldemort by J Money For Three March 12, 2010

loldemort 

a harry potter twist on the infamous 'lol'. can be said online or in person.
LOLDEMORT.
loldemort by ggrrss June 18, 2010

Loldemort 

Originating from the traditional 'lol', Loldemort offers variety. Loldemort is the Dark Lord of loling and strikes entertaining fear and terror into the hearts of the person whom you are loling at.
"Hey Gabbeh!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?"

"I dunno...what?"

"Robin get in the car. Loldemort!"

"Ahahaha Loldemort!!!"
Loldemort by Lol ITS Twinnies February 4, 2009

Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.
Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014