lolsex

sexing whilst laughing

I drugged this bitch and I lolsexed her.

lolsex by Base Masters July 17, 2007

lolsea 

Term coined by great thinker Hacky. It refers to the sea that surrounds the great kingdom of Lols. That kingdom, reigned by the Prince of Lols, has been named "The Promised Land" for everyone that joins the Lol Revolution. Although it is believed that the sea is located somewhere close to Saudi Arabia, exact location hasn't been determined as of this date.
Among the prominent co-founders and advocates of the Lol Revolution are "Hacky" and "The Beanie Man". Several people have asked for inclusion but have been rejected.

C: "Damn fool, I don't think I wrapped it yesterday"
H: "Lolsea"

lolsea by CMBHFCMXXXR June 24, 2011

Lolser 

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.

The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.

Lolser by Matt9236 February 1, 2010

lolser 

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

lolser by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

Lousexual

Lou sexual is where you're only interested in Louis tomlinson.

"Im Lousexual"

Harry: "im Lousexual!"

Lousexual by simpforlouistomlinson November 24, 2020

lolnexon 

Whenever Nexon, the gaming corporation that currently owns several online games including Maplestory, Combat Arms, and Mabinogi, decides to troll the richest portion of its players by making all expensive items or skills that have any collectible value plummet in price. This is done by drastically changing drop rates, adding multi-million items as a common drop for low level monsters, rehashing old quest items, making items worth several hundred million untradeable, deleting items without prior notice, amongst other trolling tactics.

This also applies to whenever Nexon decides that they need more money and release items that give definite advantages to players and can only be purchased with NX Cash.

Also, emergency server checks everyday.

A: Hey, like my new chair? I got it for 400mil!:)
B: Oh, that's yesterday's price. Nexon just changed the drop rate after all these months and they're only worth 50mil now.
A: WHAT?!?!
B: Yea, I know, lolnexon.
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A: Oh nice, a new patch!
B: Don't be that happy, Nexon just made all Maple Bandana Reds untradeable, ugly, and one-of-a-kind.
A: WHAT?!?! I BOUGHT THOSE FOR 500MIL EACH AND I HAVE LIKE 20 OF THEM!!
B: lolnexon, you got owned again.
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A: Oh man, after three years of saving and looking, I finally bought a palette for 1.5bil. Looks nice, doesn't it?
B: Oh dude, did you know that yesterday's server check, Nexon made them a reward inside boxes that drop from all level monsters?
A: WHAT?? WHY DOES NEXON KEEP DOING THIS?!?
B: Dude, it's just another lolnexon moment. You should be used to it by now.
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A: Yo, I saw this guy with a Super Snowboard... do they come from those 1k boxes?
B: Yea, they do.
A: I thought they were only available in MapleSEAS...
B: They were. Nexon decided to say fuck it to copyright laws and put it in the game.
A: lolnexon...
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A: God dammit, ever since that patch 2 days ago, Nexon did an emergency server check every night...
B: Yea, they were like... fuck it, who cares if there are a lot of glitches in the game. The players won't care if they keep getting disconnected.
A: lolnexon...
B: By the way, another emergency server check in 10minutes. They forgot to fix the problem with players disconnecting whenever they hit or pick up anything.
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A: Yo, scheduled server check today. They've been planning this for a week now. Be prepared.
B: Yea, I know, I already dropped all my good shop spots in Free Market 1.
A: ...what the hell dude, it's past the scheduled time and they haven't started yet...
B: Let me check their site.
A: Anything?
B: No, let's wait 10 minutes.
A: OMG, THEY DECIDED TO CANCEL IT!
B: SERIOUSLY?
A: Yea, they lied to us AGAIN! And didn't decide to say they canceled it until AFTER the scheduled time. What the hell Nexon...
B: *Sigh* another lolnexon moment...
A: Yea... why do we even play this anymore...

lolnexon by PurityWTFALREADYINUSE?? April 23, 2009

lolisexual 

Someone who identifies as a loli and has a sexual preference for lolis. There is still debate whether this is an actually mental condition and/or is pedophilia.

As a lolisexual I find it offensive to have lolis drawn in such an inappropriate manner.

lolisexual by Tanthus April 26, 2017