lolsea 

Term coined by great thinker Hacky. It refers to the sea that surrounds the great kingdom of Lols. That kingdom, reigned by the Prince of Lols, has been named "The Promised Land" for everyone that joins the Lol Revolution. Although it is believed that the sea is located somewhere close to Saudi Arabia, exact location hasn't been determined as of this date.
Among the prominent co-founders and advocates of the Lol Revolution are "Hacky" and "The Beanie Man". Several people have asked for inclusion but have been rejected.

C: "Damn fool, I don't think I wrapped it yesterday"
H: "Lolsea"

lolsea by CMBHFCMXXXR June 24, 2011

lolsacks

A general term of amusement.

John: I tripped over my Pokeball the other day.
Robert: Lolsacks.

lolsacks by XenoPistach March 25, 2008

lolsnakes 

Small Snakes That Attack You When You Laugh

Dave- OmgBBQwings I Just Got Hit By A Toilet Seat Falling From A Space Station !

Tom - Lolsnakes

Dave- OMGWTF Why Are Small Snakes Biteing Me

lolsnakes by Fireyoyo January 18, 2008

lolsanchez 

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

LolSpeak

An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.

Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.

Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!

eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!

eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.

lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.

LolSpeak by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010

Lolser 

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.

The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.

Lolser by Matt9236 February 1, 2010

lolbeans 

like coolbeans... but with lol

lol=100%
lolbeans=150%
(lolbanana=over 9000)

"oops, I shat myself a little.."
"lolbeans" :)

lolbeans by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014