lolnexon 

Whenever Nexon, the gaming corporation that currently owns several online games including Maplestory, Combat Arms, and Mabinogi, decides to troll the richest portion of its players by making all expensive items or skills that have any collectible value plummet in price. This is done by drastically changing drop rates, adding multi-million items as a common drop for low level monsters, rehashing old quest items, making items worth several hundred million untradeable, deleting items without prior notice, amongst other trolling tactics.

This also applies to whenever Nexon decides that they need more money and release items that give definite advantages to players and can only be purchased with NX Cash.

Also, emergency server checks everyday.

A: Hey, like my new chair? I got it for 400mil!:)
B: Oh, that's yesterday's price. Nexon just changed the drop rate after all these months and they're only worth 50mil now.
A: WHAT?!?!
B: Yea, I know, lolnexon.
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A: Oh nice, a new patch!
B: Don't be that happy, Nexon just made all Maple Bandana Reds untradeable, ugly, and one-of-a-kind.
A: WHAT?!?! I BOUGHT THOSE FOR 500MIL EACH AND I HAVE LIKE 20 OF THEM!!
B: lolnexon, you got owned again.
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A: Oh man, after three years of saving and looking, I finally bought a palette for 1.5bil. Looks nice, doesn't it?
B: Oh dude, did you know that yesterday's server check, Nexon made them a reward inside boxes that drop from all level monsters?
A: WHAT?? WHY DOES NEXON KEEP DOING THIS?!?
B: Dude, it's just another lolnexon moment. You should be used to it by now.
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A: Yo, I saw this guy with a Super Snowboard... do they come from those 1k boxes?
B: Yea, they do.
A: I thought they were only available in MapleSEAS...
B: They were. Nexon decided to say fuck it to copyright laws and put it in the game.
A: lolnexon...
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A: God dammit, ever since that patch 2 days ago, Nexon did an emergency server check every night...
B: Yea, they were like... fuck it, who cares if there are a lot of glitches in the game. The players won't care if they keep getting disconnected.
A: lolnexon...
B: By the way, another emergency server check in 10minutes. They forgot to fix the problem with players disconnecting whenever they hit or pick up anything.
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A: Yo, scheduled server check today. They've been planning this for a week now. Be prepared.
B: Yea, I know, I already dropped all my good shop spots in Free Market 1.
A: ...what the hell dude, it's past the scheduled time and they haven't started yet...
B: Let me check their site.
A: Anything?
B: No, let's wait 10 minutes.
A: OMG, THEY DECIDED TO CANCEL IT!
B: SERIOUSLY?
A: Yea, they lied to us AGAIN! And didn't decide to say they canceled it until AFTER the scheduled time. What the hell Nexon...
B: *Sigh* another lolnexon moment...
A: Yea... why do we even play this anymore...

lolnexon by PurityWTFALREADYINUSE?? April 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012