1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.
2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.
The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.
Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.
Another name for a blackberry because it is almost wider than its height, hence the name "chode" in "chodeberry," and a chode is a fat dick that is wider than its height.
EX1: A lot of people text on their chodeberries.
EX2: He played Dick Breaker on his ChodeBerry, which is a really bad game and is another name for Brick Breaker.
A person that isn't gay but they like gay people.
Person 1: "Wow, that was so gay"
Person 2: "You shouldn't make fun of gay people"
Person 1: "Fuck off, i have freedom of speech you fudgepack Fanatic"
A really annoying noise that you make by putting your lips together and blowing air out, when one first learns how to do it, the noise does not sound like a bird, but when they master it the bird call can sound like a bird.
In the middle of class a kid made a bird call noise