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Lomartive's Dad

Refering to the dad of a boy named Lomartive who will never come back with the milk because he can not afford it since he is black.
Bro you prob have Lomartive's Dad.
Lomartive's Dad by EliFender08 December 12, 2021
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When you laugh so much that you lose control of your bowels and fart, possibly more.
U.S Soldier explaining Iraqi training to Reporter : Being Iraqi and doing a jumping jack is like being American and transforming into a dinosaur boat
Reporter : Lolfart!!!
lolfart by terminaturd November 9, 2009

lolmaster 

1) the one who can, in any situation, make a lol
Guy1:you have you lolerstatus!

lolmaster:you have no lolerskates
lolmaster by Benloler August 12, 2006

Lolmarine 

A large squadron of marines that use different vehicles like roflcopters and drink lolmonade. Lolmarines fight in the R.O.F.L, which is a squadron of different types of trained lol, lmao, and rofl soldiers. These trained forces have fought in many big name wars, for example, the Lolocaust, the Roflutionary war, and many others.
The Lolmarines served us well back in the Lolocaust days...
Lolmarine by Lolmarine Delta August 2, 2007
abbreviation of laughing out lout my ass rolling off the floor
sample:
- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 05:59
axe this is for u
04/21/2008 05:45:01 You shot and killed brocolli

- KF_Bill
04/21/2008 - 06:01
DragonForce this is for u
04/21/2008 06:00:01 You shot and killed killthenoob

- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 06:02
cheers bro was gonna get him but beat

- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 06:03
u lie bro he not dead

- KF_Bill
04/21/2008 - 06:03
lolmarolf
lolmarolf by KF_Bill April 21, 2008
If you use the acronym 'lol' too much you are considered a loltart. See also loltarting Not to be confused with a loltard.
Loltart by TheOrangeSmiley August 23, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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