Definitions by CreepyGuyRidX

Lallanade 

When a guy wants to get so close to a girl, but can't because he is creepy and she isn't in too him, so he splooges in her water bottle at work and watches her drink it.

Man, this chick was so hot, I gave her some Lallanade

Lallanade by CreepyGuyRidX March 18, 2011