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lolly-gag 

To goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts.
stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have homework to do!
lolly-gag by la negra May 13, 2005
Words you can keep

lolly gag 

To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.
Jon lolly gag's before work.
lolly gag by aaron May 31, 2006

Lolly gag 

The art of deep throating. Derived from the use of lollipop in Lil Wayne's song "Lollipop".
Guy 1: Heard you hooked up with that blonde last night! How was it?

Guy 2: It was amazing! That girl can lolly gag like a champ!
Lolly gag by Skeetimus Maxx August 22, 2010

lolly gag 

a male superviser who sucks coworkers dick and than chokes on their cum
trashnando and kalani sure like to lolly gag
lolly gag by wordbreaker November 11, 2015

Lolly-Gaggin 

1. To sit or meander about (whether in life as a whole or at a specific time) with no apparent purpose, direction, or desire for either.

2. The act of choking on a lollipop.

3. A term used to describe a singer's voice who either has no vocal talent or who appears to have no idea what they are even singing about.
1. All those bums ever do is lolly-gag around the park all day.

2. He was lolly-gagging like a cat on a hair-ball so I gave 'im the ol' heimlick.

3. Turn that lolly-gaggin' crap off before my ears start up-chuckin'.
Lolly-Gaggin by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011

Lolly Gagging 

-verb
1.Procrastination in its fullest.

2.Purposely finding other things to do other than what you should be doing

-noun
1.Lolly Gagger-A person that procrastinates, sometimes so much that they forget that they had something to do in the first place
-Adding definitions to Urban Dictionary when you should be typing a paper

-Skipping work and/or school to do anything other than work or school

ex:
Christa: Hey Katrina! What you got up for today?

Katrina: Nothing much, about to watch this marathon of Lost.

Christa: I thought you had a midterm tomorrow?

Katrina: I do; I'm gonna study before class.

Christa: You Lolly Gagging!
Lolly Gagging by Ms. Awesomeness February 24, 2010

Lolly Gagging 

Sucking two cocks at the same time!
An illustration of Lolly Gagging:

(88C:})
Lolly Gagging by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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