lolgar

When something is hilarious and vulgar. Worthy of lols. Wrong funny.

"I'm wetter than a spastic's chin..."

"OMG that's lolgar!"

lolgar by Chrittopher&benjarmin March 22, 2014

logarithmic G scale 

The logarithmic G scale is used to measure the overall influence, and the ability to influence, of an individual in society. The influence is measured as an absolute value of influence, that is, it doesn't differentiate between positive or negative influence.

The 1G base is used to describe any accomplished individual such as a doctor, lawyer, police captain, army major, university professor, capo.

Steve jobs is a 3.7 G in the logarithmic G scale.
George W Bush is a 4.0 G.
Bill Clinton 3.3 G. (+ .3 for Monica Lewinsky incident)
Larry Page 2.7 G
David Suzuki 1.8 G
Al Gore 1.9 G
Rupert Murdoch 5.0 G

logarithmic G scale by smoov3 September 25, 2011

Lollar

A Lollar is a US dollar that is stuck in the Lebanese banking system, really just a computer entry with no corresponding currency. The internationally recognized symbol for the US Dollar is $. The term was coined by Harvard economic fellow Dan Azzi after a severe economic crisis in Lebanon.

The symbol for a Lollar is lol.

The term Lollar has been given coverage in International media (Heise.de: Lebanon: Shortly before the system collapse).

Q: How much money do you have stuck in this Lebanese bank?

A: I have 20,000 Lollars (20,000lol) stuck!

Lollar by georgechalhoub December 21, 2019

loltard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

lolmart

Place to get some cheap...maybe even free lol's.

i.e. look...i just got a 24 pack of frozen rofl's at lolmart for $5!!!

lolmart by RoflCopter Nick May 7, 2007

LOLtard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006

Lolarge 

Lolarge, Verb. Meaning, A very, (large laugh out loud) or (large lots of laughs). Pronounced, Lo-Large. Two syllables.
Lolarge is a phesable easy to understand extension based on the popular acronym, LOL.

The americanism of (Lolarge) is, lolage pronounced (Lol-age), without the letter R, not to be mistakenly interpreted as, an old laugh, due to second syllable (age) lolage is the same as lolarge.

It was first used almost exclusively between a group of friends, but has since become widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication and face-to-face communication and even now a into a system designed by a well known man from Croydon, of point scoring, whereby it’s a game of who can be awarded the most Lolarge’s out of your group of friends, each lolarge is awarded to those with a joke, witty banter or a killer one liner.

“Carol told me her secret and it was too funny I had to lolarge!” Or
“That joke George delivered deserves nothing less than a lolarge!” Or

“Sue noticed after shopping for glasswear they had undercharged her, she was so happy she had a lolarge moment”

Lolarge by Mr marvellous October 1, 2018