A Lollar is a US dollar that is stuck in the Lebanese banking system, really just a computer entry with no corresponding currency. The internationally recognized symbol for the US Dollar is $. The term was coined by Harvard economic fellow Dan Azzi after a severe economic crisis in Lebanon.
The symbol for a Lollar is lol.
The term Lollar has been given coverage in International media (Heise.de: Lebanon: Shortly before the system collapse).
The symbol for a Lollar is lol.
The term Lollar has been given coverage in International media (Heise.de: Lebanon: Shortly before the system collapse).
Q: How much money do you have stuck in this Lebanese bank?
A: I have 20,000 Lollars (20,000lol) stuck!
A: I have 20,000 Lollars (20,000lol) stuck!
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In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.
The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:
"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00
Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.
Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.
The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.
Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.
If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.
The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:
"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00
Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.
Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.
The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.
Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.
If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
"You owe me a Lollar (£)"
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
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lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
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lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
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lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."
by Leuthesius October 13, 2007
Get the Lollar (£) mug.Lolarge, Verb. Meaning, A very, (large laugh out loud) or (large lots of laughs). Pronounced, Lo-Large. Two syllables.
Lolarge is a phesable easy to understand extension based on the popular acronym, LOL.
The americanism of (Lolarge) is, lolage pronounced (Lol-age), without the letter R, not to be mistakenly interpreted as, an old laugh, due to second syllable (age) lolage is the same as lolarge.
It was first used almost exclusively between a group of friends, but has since become widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication and face-to-face communication and even now a into a system designed by a well known man from Croydon, of point scoring, whereby it’s a game of who can be awarded the most Lolarge’s out of your group of friends, each lolarge is awarded to those with a joke, witty banter or a killer one liner.
Lolarge is a phesable easy to understand extension based on the popular acronym, LOL.
The americanism of (Lolarge) is, lolage pronounced (Lol-age), without the letter R, not to be mistakenly interpreted as, an old laugh, due to second syllable (age) lolage is the same as lolarge.
It was first used almost exclusively between a group of friends, but has since become widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication and face-to-face communication and even now a into a system designed by a well known man from Croydon, of point scoring, whereby it’s a game of who can be awarded the most Lolarge’s out of your group of friends, each lolarge is awarded to those with a joke, witty banter or a killer one liner.
“Carol told me her secret and it was too funny I had to lolarge!” Or
“That joke George delivered deserves nothing less than a lolarge!” Or
“Sue noticed after shopping for glasswear they had undercharged her, she was so happy she had a lolarge moment”
“That joke George delivered deserves nothing less than a lolarge!” Or
“Sue noticed after shopping for glasswear they had undercharged her, she was so happy she had a lolarge moment”
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