lolerance 

the amount of l.o.l you can take before exploding

dude 1, did you get that joke message?

dude 2 yeah it just was not funny

dude 1 sure I have a case of zero LOLERANCE

lolerance by chips1971 April 29, 2009

Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).

"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

Pasta Tolerance Treshold by MissJones March 24, 2013

fps tolerance 

The minimum amount of frames per second you can handle before you commit sudoku.

"Hey Jack, wanna go net cafe?"
"My fps tolerance is 30, I can't play LoL on those computers."

"I can only play a few matches of overwatch because I'm fps intolerant."

"Alvin must have a shit fps tolerance to play that game!"

fps tolerance by eskayteen March 6, 2017

tolerance 

How much weed you can handle....it is impossible to top Norman "Nick" when it comes to this. This dude has the most insane weed tolerance and cannot be fazed no matter how many dabs this nigga takes off the dab pen or the dab rig.

Bro, Norman "Nick" took like 10 dabs off the rig and still didn't feel shit, he has an insane tolerance.

tolerance by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

tolerance break 

A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.

Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.

tolerance break by PohTayToez July 9, 2007

zero tolerance 

A "get tough" policy of making no exceptions in regards to a particular (usually criminal or undesirable) matter, born as a response to a general sense of uneaven application of rules and punishments.

To react to a proscribed activity or substance with absolute prejudice... Without regard to mitigating circumstances or conditions.

I don't care if you've got glaucoma, we have a zero tolerance policy to drugs, including marijuana.

We will react to sexism and racism with zero tolerance.

zero tolerance by Honor June 23, 2004

zero tolerance 

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

zero tolerance by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004