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A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
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Get the gang rape mug.A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.
It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
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2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
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