whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 14, 2009
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gang rape

Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
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photoshopped

1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act. 2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1: Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped. Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped. Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped. 2: Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
by PohTayToez February 26, 2008
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flirtext

Noun: A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction. Verb: To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
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Peterpanitis

A disease by which is characterized by the wanting of never to grow. One who wishes to remain a child forever would be infected by peterpanitis. This disease if often contracted during periods of great social adjustment, such as the move from middle school to highschool, or going from highschool to college.
Liz: I don't want to grow up. I wish I could stay in highschool forever and never have to worry about a career or bills or anything. Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
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hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.
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lonely llama

A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made. It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute" Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.' Nickie: *lonely llama*
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