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lolcoholic 

Definition of a person who finds it physically challenging not to
-'lol'
- use the word 'lol' in speech
- use the word 'lol' on msn
- drop 'lol' into work reports or essays
- calls place names by lol, eg, linlithglol
-Hey Phillip
-Hi, lol!
-How was your day?
-Man, I'm lolled out,
-Really? No wonder with the amout of lolcopops you drank last night!
-Man. what a lolover...
-Phil, you've been like this for months on end. I think we need to refer you to lolcoholics anonymsn
lolcoholic by beanziegirl January 23, 2008
Words you can keep

lolcoholic's anonymsn 

When a lolcoholic didcovers that they have a problem they always have the option of using the heavenly service of lolcoholic's anonymsn.
*Simulated Lolcoholic's Anonymsn Meeting*

exloller 1 says at 11:12- So how did you get hooked?
exloller 2 says at 11:13- Too many lolcopops, what got you?
exloller 1 says at 11:14- I just liked riding the LOLcopter, lololol; oh no i couldn't help myself!
exloller 2 says at 11:25-lol, I think we need to go back to lolhab

locoholic 

Similar to locovore, a locoholic is someone who buys and drinks locally-made beer exclusively.
I used to drink Sam Adams or Stella Artois at home, but now I'm a locoholic - I only buy Philadelphia Brewing Company beer.
locoholic by crimekate March 21, 2009

Lolcohol 

First coined by PinkPoobah.
It's referring to the feeling you get after you've been laughing really hard for a long time; similar to being slightly drunk.

You use it in the place of LOL to convey that you laughed harder than you normally would if you had just LOLed.
Brittany: So we were playing truth or dare last night, and it ended up that Michael had to knock on people's doors with a clown suit on and ask them to throw eggs in his face!!

PinkPoobah: Did anyone actually throw eggs at him?

Brittany: YEAH! This one lady attacked him with a whole egg carton!

PinkPoobah: OMG!!! LOLCOHOL!!
Lolcohol by PinkPoobah December 2, 2011

Logoholic 

An individual who is addicted to graphic marks or emblems.
Walter: Man I really love that Pan American Blue Globe logo! Randy: Yes, apparently it was designed by Edward L. Barnes and Joseph Montgomery in the early 1970s. Walter: I might go and have it tattooed on my arm. Randy: Dude you're a complete logoholic!
Logoholic by js2246 May 29, 2010

locaholic 

A person who prefers to drink locally produced alcoholic beverages
I love beer produced right down the road from us--I'm a locaholic.
locaholic by crazydaisy June 15, 2013

lolaholic 

a nickname u would call someone who is constantly saying lol in a sentence some who can't stop laughing
or
someone who uses the word lol far too many times

which brings up the point, can lol be overused??
my m8 is a lolaholic
lolaholic by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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