Lottoholic

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.

"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"

by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009

Lostaholic

A person who lives and thrives off of the popular tv show "Lost". Lostaholics feed off of plot twists, unsolved mysteries, and time travel. Many Lostaholics attend LA (Lostaholic Anonymous) meetings, where they discuss previous happenings on their favorite tv show, and also make predictions of what is to come. Lostaholics are often found trading seasons of "Lost," re-watching old episodes, and researching hidden islands in the Atlantic.

John: Hey dude, wanna come play pool around seven?

Sean: Fuck no! It's a Tuesday and I have to find out what happens on Lost!

John: You are such a damn Lostaholic.

by skifreemt February 25, 2010

lolcoholic

Definition of a person who finds it physically challenging not to
-'lol'
- use the word 'lol' in speech
- use the word 'lol' on msn
- drop 'lol' into work reports or essays
- calls place names by lol, eg, linlithglol

-Hey Phillip
-Hi, lol!
-How was your day?
-Man, I'm lolled out,
-Really? No wonder with the amout of lolcopops you drank last night!
-Man. what a lolover...
-Phil, you've been like this for months on end. I think we need to refer you to lolcoholics anonymsn

by beanziegirl January 23, 2008

locoholic

Similar to locovore, a locoholic is someone who buys and drinks locally-made beer exclusively.

I used to drink Sam Adams or Stella Artois at home, but now I'm a locoholic - I only buy Philadelphia Brewing Company beer.

by crimekate March 21, 2009

Logoholic

An individual who is addicted to graphic marks or emblems.

Walter: Man I really love that Pan American Blue Globe logo! Randy: Yes, apparently it was designed by Edward L. Barnes and Joseph Montgomery in the early 1970s. Walter: I might go and have it tattooed on my arm. Randy: Dude you're a complete logoholic!

by js2246 May 29, 2010

lolcoholic's anonymsn

When a lolcoholic didcovers that they have a problem they always have the option of using the heavenly service of lolcoholic's anonymsn.

*Simulated Lolcoholic's Anonymsn Meeting*

exloller 1 says at 11:12- So how did you get hooked?
exloller 2 says at 11:13- Too many lolcopops, what got you?
exloller 1 says at 11:14- I just liked riding the LOLcopter, lololol; oh no i couldn't help myself!
exloller 2 says at 11:25-lol, I think we need to go back to lolhab

by beanziegirl January 23, 2008

Loveoholic

someone who is constantly with their boyfriend or girlfriend, and when hanging out at a party sits in a corner with there significant other ignoring all other friends at said party.

Look at those loveoholics over there making out, I think I am going to leave before it gets too awkward.

by boss5600 November 16, 2012