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Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018
Related Words
lokza Loktar lozza LOLZA loza Loka Lokman Lozan Lakzang Lokadia
1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z
1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"
lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

loktantrajeet 

when democracy shills particularly from india spam any china related post with pro democracy post, when their own country is in pathetic condition
kumar is a Loktantrajeet, he is always spamming any china related post with pro democracy post, telling how china dont have freedom because they have banned google, twitter, FB. while kumar even have freedom to piss on road but at same time get beaten up by indian puulis for not wearing mask
loktantrajeet by rohit99 February 1, 2021

lokai bracelet 

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea
Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!
lokai bracelet by Issabel.a October 5, 2015
Sarcastic; satirical way of taking the mick out of someone ((by adding it into your sentence)) who uses copious amounts of text talk and or who says frighteningly obvious things esp. on messageboards/chatrooms/msn. See ZOMG
gr8m872: OMFG!!!!! me n mi m8s wr at the cncrt lzt nite nd it ttlly r0cked. Wt a mint - brb!!! <3
Random person: ZOMFG!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven U went 2 c da show???? lolly lolzars BBQ!!
gr8m872: Stfu l0ser
Random person: O rly?
lolzars by Rebecca Rocker December 13, 2006

loozah fayce 

A person who is a loser, and has a face. Generally this person just fails at life and will never be sucessful because he/she is a loser with an ugly face.
Person One: Sorry I'm late.
Person Two: Looooozah fayyycce.
Person One: No you idiot, it's loser face.
Person Twp: LIES it's looozah fayce you loozah fayce.
loozah fayce by Alamasouras May 4, 2007