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Sarcastic; satirical way of taking the mick out of someone ((by adding it into your sentence)) who uses copious amounts of text talk and or who says frighteningly obvious things esp. on messageboards/chatrooms/msn. See ZOMG
gr8m872: OMFG!!!!! me n mi m8s wr at the cncrt lzt nite nd it ttlly r0cked. Wt a mint - brb!!! <3
Random person: ZOMFG!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven U went 2 c da show???? lolly lolzars BBQ!!
gr8m872: Stfu l0ser
Random person: O rly?
lolzars by Rebecca Rocker December 13, 2006
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1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z
1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"
lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

lolzersize 

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.
Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.
lolzersize by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010
Ryan: Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke ??
Kid: Sure
Ryan: I Crapped On Your Face While You Were Sleeping !
Kid: wtf ?
Ryan: Lolzors !!!
lolzors by Ryan9104 April 23, 2006
LAHLZUHERZ (lahl-zehr-z):
an exclamation used to express one's comic appreciation of something, generally a recent action or intangible idea.

Other acceptable spellings:
1. lahlzers
2. lolzerz(s)
3. LOLzerz(s)

Note
It is appropriate to occasionally drop the s or z at the end to lessen the intensity of the expression. The final degree of lessening the level of emotion (from "lolzer") is simply "lolz(s)." this is typically used to display almost a level of neutrality towards the previous comment, almost as if to simply acknowledge that it was said.
"I just shot myself in the face."
"Lolzers"

vs.

"Ouch I just stubbed my toe"
"Lolzer"

vs.

"Too bad we missed the game"
"Lolz"
lolzers by James and Will March 16, 2008

lolzorskates 

The art of laughing out loud, whilst wearing a pair of rollerskates. Can be in motion or static, either way, you're still lolzorskating.
"By george Montgomery, I do find that racist joke you told me rather amusing"
"Quite Winston, quite"
"One might say, as I am currently rollerskating, that I have my lolzorskates on"
lolzorskates by G. Bastard Zutron February 22, 2009
"Lolzors" is a variation of the internet term "lol."
N00B_MX: Hey, Golden Fox, you're a pillow biter. Lolzors.
Golden Fox: Yeah, so?
lolzors by N00B_MX August 5, 2007