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1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z
1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"
lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008
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A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
loltard by craigD September 3, 2008
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A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006
Sarcastic; satirical way of taking the mick out of someone ((by adding it into your sentence)) who uses copious amounts of text talk and or who says frighteningly obvious things esp. on messageboards/chatrooms/msn. See ZOMG
gr8m872: OMFG!!!!! me n mi m8s wr at the cncrt lzt nite nd it ttlly r0cked. Wt a mint - brb!!! <3
Random person: ZOMFG!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven U went 2 c da show???? lolly lolzars BBQ!!
gr8m872: Stfu l0ser
Random person: O rly?
lolzars by Rebecca Rocker December 13, 2006
A nerdy way of saying 'lol'
LOLZORDS!!! Your such a n00b!
Lolzords by Dickie Martin October 29, 2007
Lozzard - Female - a person of extreme awesomeness, certainly one of a kind.

Always has the men wanting her, due to the fact of being a total babe !

Artistic, gentle, kinda querky and quick witted will always a have a funny come back to any situation.
They also have these weird super powers, where you can never get angry at them with out laughing.
lozzard - magical super being
also known in an expression of - omg that was so Lozzard
Lozzard by jocelyn_the_vampyress February 28, 2011
One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.

From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."
A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.

B: LOL!

A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.

B: LOLOLOLOL!

A: Sigh...
Lollard by jimbles April 10, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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