Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

logjammer

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.

"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"

by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).

Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Tennessee log jammer

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.

Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

by JPBatz May 22, 2019

logjammin

1. The act of "jamming log" also known as Sex, Coitus, or the Physical Act of Love.
2. The act of jamming a wooden log into a wet hole.
3. The fake pornographic film that Tara Reid's character "Bunny" appears in, in the movie "The Big Lebowski".

I'm tired as hell bro. I was up all night with Susan, logjammin that ho. She's walking with a limp today.

by delta foxtrot May 4, 2008

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020

log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

by Byerly May 21, 2005