logjammin

1. The act of "jamming log" also known as Sex, Coitus, or the Physical Act of Love.
2. The act of jamming a wooden log into a wet hole.
3. The fake pornographic film that Tara Reid's character "Bunny" appears in, in the movie "The Big Lebowski".

I'm tired as hell bro. I was up all night with Susan, logjammin that ho. She's walking with a limp today.

by delta foxtrot May 4, 2008

log jammin

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.

last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.

by webster-d December 24, 2008

Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).

Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

logjammer

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.

"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"

by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

Logjamming

When you're boning a fat chick, and you have to slow down, because her fat is in the way.

Dude, I was logjamming with Katie last night... Who knew she was that fat?

by DamnMan95 April 13, 2011

log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons

"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"

by schwany September 15, 2008