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log jammin 

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.
last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.
log jammin by webster-d December 24, 2008

Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

Logjammer 

One who comes to fix the cable.
Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again
Logjammer by The Dude March 4, 2003

logjammer 

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.
"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"
logjammer by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

Logjamming 

When you're boning a fat chick, and you have to slow down, because her fat is in the way.
Dude, I was logjamming with Katie last night... Who knew she was that fat?
Logjamming by DamnMan95 April 13, 2011

log jammin' 

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons
"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"
log jammin' by schwany September 15, 2008