Loganitis 

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.

I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.

Loganitis by The very extremely official April 19, 2022

loganitis

the feeling when you miss a guy named logan

She has a bad case of loganitis

loganitis by izzuuu December 8, 2025

boganitis 

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

boganitis by bolshoi May 28, 2007

Loganizing 

the act of leaning against the counter doing nothing

Bro stop Loganizing and get back to work!

Loganizing by Wylie Coyote November 7, 2011

Lopenitis 

Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."

• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.

Lopenitis by .v. January 11, 2011

Loafitis 

An incurable disease that you get by eating too much Meatloaf. Symptoms are: Liking Meatloaf, Being Hated by Everyone for Liking Meatloaf, Depression, and, eventually, Loaficide.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that crap about the kid who liked Meatloaf?

Guy 2: It's not crap! That poor kid had Loafitis!

Loafitis by DingleBerryDan October 8, 2014

Legasitis 

The act of passing out after giving blood or receiving an injection.

I went to the doctors and my legasitis acted up as soon as he pulled out the syringe.

Legasitis by Dre10 May 8, 2021