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1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards

2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks

3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.

Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.

Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
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The best chocolate in the world, ferraro rochers on top 4ever
Tyler: Did you eat ferraro rochers at Owen's birthday party?
Harry: Yeah
Tyler: Damn, I wish I were you, Ferraro Rocher on TOP
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Apparently, your dad never came back with this.
Beluga's dad never came back with the milk, even after decades.
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
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