lobey
lobey by woolleypuzzler December 27, 2013
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love lobey
Created by mister Matthew J Allain. The most powerful love known to man kind. Mr. Allain is the only one thus far known to posses such a strong love.
love lobey by Juice13ox December 26, 2023
Among Us Lobby Players
Fucking idiots
Among Us Lobby Players by IHateAmongUsLobbyPlayers September 22, 2020
Lobbying
Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?
Hotel Lobby
A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
Hotel Lobby by TrapstarK September 6, 2021
Lovey Horse
Lovey Horse by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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