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1. being lazy
2. synonym to chillen, only used in this context if your not really doing anything exciting
3. after you burn that 'i'm too lazy to move my body' feeling
( texting )
friend #1: 'hey what's up !'
friend #2: 'nothing just loaften with sam and kayla. any parties going on tonite?'
friend #1: 'yeah there's a house party going on ! txt you the detz'
loaften by ikwia June 23, 2009
Words you can keep
to lazily sit around doing nothing
"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"
loaftin by pigman September 13, 2014
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The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.
"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"
Loafting by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009
Noun. One who loafts. One who chills excessively for no reason, often to kill time or from a lack of things to do.
Son, this summer I've been a mad loafter.

You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.

loafter by unhhhstar January 3, 2009

Loafenity Prayer 

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
Loafenity Prayer by JShakes December 23, 2009
n;loaft, loafting, loafted, loafter

someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.

"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."
he's SUCH a loafter.
loafter by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010
When you chill to the maximum level, or see something that is real chill. Like Loafing, but loafen is when your chilling with a purpose.
YO what you sayin today, Just gonna be Loafen out
O shit look at that cliff, yea man that Cliff would be a sick spot to be loafen.
loafen by ChillVILL December 8, 2015
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