(Can also be spelled "Lan-fear", or "That fucking terrifying school you don't want to go to.")

A school located in Springfield, IL. Previous graduates include Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger. Students have actually been raped during school hours.

The Basketball Team receives a pistol with their Jersey and at football games, the teams watch the crowd fight.

Classes include, but are not limited to: how to avoid that kid throwing a grenade at you; why the hell am I here; how to gnaw your own leg off to escape from school; and Lanphier: a brief history of Hell's bastard son.

Mike: Hey man, I heard you converted to Catholicism.
James: It's worth it. I'd rather be at SHG for four years than go to Lanphier High School when I die.

Lanphier High School by Señor Funnyas Hell July 12, 2011

lynphobia

this is when someone is rude, disrespectful, or blatant scared to and of a wholesome “lyn.” no lyn deserves to be disrespected and it is sad how this is a thing in the first place.

stop spreading lynphobia about lyn or i will eat you.

lynphobia by jojo siwa’s weave hahahah April 18, 2021

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LINphobia

The fear of playing against the Knicks, knowing that you will have to play Jeremy Lin

Person 1: Who are the Lakers playing tonight?
Person 2: Knicks at 8:00
Person 1: I bet Kobe is suffering from LINphobia right now

LINphobia by Stickee April 12, 2012

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Lanphier High School

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

Lanphier High School by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019

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lmph

Little mrs. perfect housewife

Little mr. perfect husband

Girl 1: I think im going to go cook some rice, then clean
Girl 2: omg ur such a lmph

Boy 1: i just bought my wife a ring
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: just cuz
Boy 2: ur such a lmph

lmph by THElmph January 27, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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