lanphear

The Worst people you could ever meet. They usually kill themselves around 16 years old.

Go kill yourself Lanphear!

by Lanphear May 25, 2017

Lanphere

A person who is a total scumbag. Also a venereal disease.

That guy is such a Lanphere that I want to just thump him.

OMG. I banged that chick the other night and got a bad Lanphere. I had to get two shots of antibiotics to get rid of it.

by Schmoevian June 14, 2022

Dirty Lamphear

When you’re taking her to pound town and pull out and cum on her face and say “are you feeling it now mr krabs”

Adam: Dude how was it last night?
Steve: She told me to pull out so I gave her a dirty Lamphear!”

by Citywok69 September 30, 2020