(Leave Key On Tire) When you park your company vehicle at the office, lock any equipment inside, and leave the key on the tire. Then you send an email saying you quit and cowardly scurry away in the dark.

"Man, if you tell me to go that God-Forsaken client one more time, i'm gonna LKOT!"

LKOT by daystay November 1, 2019

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the state of extreme boredom, where nothing can be done
infinite characters can be typed

I am soooo bored, so I will type this:
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lkove

is a stronger and a better meaning for love.
originated as a typo and then developed into a masterpiece!

I lkove you Mark, you don't even know!
If i don't see you soon my heart will burst.

lkove by Brycie, Amber, and Lindsey! January 31, 2009

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Lkong

A creature commonly known as the God of Physics among the student's of a school in a small city in Morocco. He is widely famous thanks to his excellent french accent and as well as his contribution in adding new words and new grammar rules to that language. Lkong is Einstein's biggest enemy, he affirms that the scientists didn't add anything new to Physics, and accuses him of plagiarism.
We can call him lghongh, ljonk, ljonj, lrange as well.

Lkong : "D'accord donc, entrez-vous."

Lkong by exurb1a.desmos March 3, 2020

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