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lko by Susan van brakpan December 12, 2020
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dsawfdsegfdrhgftjhgykjhulkji;lko';lp\';[ 

when you are so bored and a gamer you type every combination of was backwards
I'm so bored dsawfdsegfdrhgftjhgykjhulkji;lko';lp\';[
If you're a fast writer, you can typo "lol" as "lkol". I do this quite often :P

X: <insert funny joke here>
Y: lkol
Y: lol* -____-
lkol by KillerKip January 24, 2009
(Leave Key On Tire) When you park your company vehicle at the office, lock any equipment inside, and leave the key on the tire. Then you send an email saying you quit and cowardly scurry away in the dark.
"Man, if you tell me to go that God-Forsaken client one more time, i'm gonna LKOT!"
LKOT by daystay November 1, 2019

lkomnjkhnbhgvfcvfdsxdcvbnjhgfdxzc vbnm.,oi8tr645786eyt4563edryfhgfkg,iuoy6hokuydhtergbxhcfvnh xcjhngfvtrws86dytgjbuilghjnvfjrydgc 

the state of extreme boredom, where nothing can be done
infinite characters can be typed
I am soooo bored, so I will type this:
lkomnjkhnbhgvfcvfdsxdcvbnjhgfdxzc vbnm.,oi8tr645786eyt4563edryfhgfkg,iuoy6hokuydhtergbxhcfvnh xcjhngfvtrws86dytgjbuilghjnvfjrydgc...
is a stronger and a better meaning for love.
originated as a typo and then developed into a masterpiece!
I lkove you Mark, you don't even know!
If i don't see you soon my heart will burst.
A creature commonly known as the God of Physics among the student's of a school in a small city in Morocco. He is widely famous thanks to his excellent french accent and as well as his contribution in adding new words and new grammar rules to that language. Lkong is Einstein's biggest enemy, he affirms that the scientists didn't add anything new to Physics, and accuses him of plagiarism.
We can call him lghongh, ljonk, ljonj, lrange as well.
Lkong : "D'accord donc, entrez-vous."
Lkong by exurb1a.desmos March 3, 2020
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