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Fort Liquordale

Another term for Fort Lauderdale, FL. Term used to signify the amount of alcohol consumed in this location.
Hey man, I'm headed down to Fort Liquordale for spring break!
Fort Liquordale by CanoeGuru July 26, 2008

liquortarian 

liq·uor·tar·i·an 1. a person who intermediately does not drink or does not believe in drinking or consuming non alcoholic beverages, water, food or, in some cases, any substance not produced by the fermentation of sugar or starch, that is the intoxicating agent in fermented drinks. Formula: C2H5OH an organic compound containing one or more hydroxyl groups bound to carbon atoms. But subsists on varieties of liquor, alcohol, etc. derived from alcohol bearing distilled or spirituous beverage, as brandy or whiskey, as distinguished from a fermented beverage, as wine or beer.

2. a person who encompasses the practice of following a liquor based consumption decree with or without the inclusion of fruits or vegetables as mixers for some variation of concoction, libation, or aperitif, and with the express exclusion of solid food of any sort while getting said drunk on.
Use in a sentence: Oh my, I see he is practicing a strict liquortarian lifestyle tonight.

Or, Will you be dinning with us tonight sir? No, I aint eating nothing, I’m going straight liquortarian tonight!
liquortarian by Enablator May 1, 2017

Liquorature

A generic term comprising all recipes for mixed alcoholic beverages (aka cocktails).

Might also be used accidentally when trying to talk about "literature" after having tasted a few too many at a cocktail party.
"My favorite liquorature is American cocktails of the 30's, 40's and 50's."

or

"No serious! Think about French liquorature for a minute!"
Liquorature by Steppele July 31, 2011

Liquorman 

1. A man so dedicated to the liquor that he actually possesses the ability to physically BECOME the liquor for extended periods of time; this person is typically most active during the proverbial liquor season, at which time you can find him pouring it on to the absolute maximum of mankind's ability to do so"

p. Liquormen
Man, let's round up another liquorman and go rock some beers at the dump!
Liquorman by liquorman08 January 3, 2011

liquormission

This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!

liquorface 

another word for being drunk, getting wasted, going to the bars - any activity that involves getting shit faced
Liquorface time!!

Let's go get liquorfaced!

Dude, I got so liquorfaced last night that I can't remember anything!

She's such a liquorface
liquorface by motitty March 25, 2009