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linkstalk by Any Russians June 1, 2022
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linkwalking
A strange phenomena that seems to happen while surfing the web. A person begins by looking up a subject or site and then through the use of internal or related links arrives at a subject or site completely unrelated.
Person 1: Dude, why the hell is there a picture of a midget eating oatmeal out of donkeys ass on your computer.
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
linkwalking by Jim81Jim September 26, 2007
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lilistalk
The "female" happy trail.
Lifestalker
A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.
She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.
Lifestalker by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017
likestalk
The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.
john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!
don: mine too!
juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker
don: mine too!
juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker
likestalk by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011
Landstalker
A Giant Tool with no moral fiber, no backbone, and no class. a tool who's willing too talk shit behind your back or anonymously but hides like a puss puss when confronted.
Landstalker by backpeddling bitch July 21, 2010
Slippy Longstalking
When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!
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