linkstalk 

Rank 2 In FFC

Judge jury and executioner, do your job linkstalk "-shredder"

linkstalk by Any Russians June 1, 2022

linkwalking 

A strange phenomena that seems to happen while surfing the web. A person begins by looking up a subject or site and then through the use of internal or related links arrives at a subject or site completely unrelated.

Person 1: Dude, why the hell is there a picture of a midget eating oatmeal out of donkeys ass on your computer.
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya

linkwalking by Jim81Jim September 26, 2007

lilistalk 

The "female" happy trail.

I had to shave my lilistalk before going to the beach.

or

"Honey, could you pass the lilistalk."

lilistalk by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

Lifestalker 

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

Lifestalker by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

likestalk 

The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.

john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker

likestalk by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011

Landstalker 

A Giant Tool with no moral fiber, no backbone, and no class. a tool who's willing too talk shit behind your back or anonymously but hides like a puss puss when confronted.

Landstalker - Warrior lvl 80 - Scarlet Crusade

Landstalker by backpeddling bitch July 21, 2010

Slippy Longstalking 

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

Slippy Longstalking by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022