launcestonelliot's definitions

Cotiteral Damage

Some of the non lethal side effects of a woman having huge heavy hanging breasts.

A still from my video titled B**bs Vs Bras, I think my bras are losing. They put up a good fight until the bras snap. You might call it Cotiteral Damage.

by launcestonelliot January 2, 2022

Cocomelons

What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.

Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.

by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021

antiretweetarianism

Opposition to those who you retweet in twitter who do not retweet your tweets in return.

Antiretweetarianism isn't in the dictionary. It's time to change that, because there's no reciprocity by these screwheads in twitter.

by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

Submaster

Dom or Master of a Sub (Short for "Submissive.") The Submaster is the dominant person in a BDSM relationship or encounter.

Alexander was Krystal's Submaster in their BDSM relationship.

by launcestonelliot April 22, 2021

Lifestalker

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017