likestalk

The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.

john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker

by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011

lilistalk

The "female" happy trail.

I had to shave my lilistalk before going to the beach.

or

"Honey, could you pass the lilistalk."

by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

Lifestalker

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

linkstalk

Rank 2 In FFC

Judge jury and executioner, do your job linkstalk "-shredder"

by Any Russians June 1, 2022

ilikestalker

best guy ever

ilikestalker is the best guy ever

by ieererer May 19, 2017

Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011