JayFawkesIsGreat's definitions

likestalk

The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.

john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker

by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011

Slutena Homoez

1. what selena gomezs parents should have named her

2. any slut who acts like selena gomez

1. jill: i love wizards of waverly place its my favorite show!
will: that show is terrible
bill: yeah. it has slutena homoez

2. damn slutena homoez over there needs to stop flirting with that girl.

by JayFawkesIsGreat May 14, 2011