Definitions by Chrisbaggz

Red Hummer 

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!

Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!

Red Hummer by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Slippy Longstalking 

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

Slippy Longstalking by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Planes for pussy 

First, buy a really expensive camera. Then, go to an airshow on the beach with your buddies and setup next to a smoking hot, tatt'd up, multi-pierced, married chick. Take some boss-ass photos of the fighter jets and trade them

with the husband for nude photos of his wife.

Dude, that guy with aviator glasses looks like he's super into fighter jets - and his wife is smoking hot! Perfect candidate for planes for pussy!

Planes for pussy by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022