3 definitions by Chrisbaggz

Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!

Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Planes for pussy

First, buy a really expensive camera. Then, go to an airshow on the beach with your buddies and setup next to a smoking hot, tatt'd up, multi-pierced, married chick. Take some boss-ass photos of the fighter jets and trade them

with the husband for nude photos of his wife.

Dude, that guy with aviator glasses looks like he's super into fighter jets - and his wife is smoking hot! Perfect candidate for planes for pussy!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022