lindama
A word to used to call your mother or your "old lady," not very agressive but its not the nicest word.
hold on, my lindama is calling me
lindama by acidgmoneyo March 17, 2010
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Till Lindemann
The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.
Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.
David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.
Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.
Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
Till Lindemann by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011
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till lindemann
If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.
Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.
Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.
till lindemann by Mssr. Voldemort January 11, 2006
Till Lindemann
Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
Till Lindemann by D.E March 18, 2004
Till Lindemann
Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.
Here are a few more tidbits about him:
1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.
2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.
3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Here are a few more tidbits about him:
1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.
2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.
3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Till Lindemann by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008
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Till Lindemann by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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Till Lindemann by Peggy-Sue April 23, 2005
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