Limberger is the cheese/gunk build up from the accumulation of sweat and other fluids during raunchy sex. This only occurs if the said "Limberger" hasn't showered in a while.
When a fat tub of lard shits so hard his eyes pop out of his head and his balls go inside his asshole, being covered in shit and therefore creating a makeshift poop bomb, which can be detonated by farting, which releases the shit covered nuts, creating a jetpack of shit causing him to fly through the ceiling of his house
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."