When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
When a jewish man and a salamander engage in a no holds barred, winner takes all death match in which the winner gets to take home a dog bowl full of rice noodles and feces
by realrealbananapeel January 22, 2023
When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.
by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2023
When a man with a big ol wiener sits upon a corrupt politician caked in feces and urine. The man then proceeds to spoonfeed baking soda to the corrupt politician and then douse him in gasoline. The man then licks the gasoline-doused politician and eats several lit matches. The mans insides burst into flames and he runs into a slaughterhouse, cooking all of the meat inside. Used in Guy Fieri's Big Fat Stupid Rat Barbecue Competition of 2024 by Ballsack McFinnigan to have sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife. After having sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife, he stuck a finger in his tight little Guy Fierihole.
We need to ban zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers! Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers killed my grandma!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
When a well endowed black woman with a saggy coochie lowers it like a crane into the blades of a lawnmower
by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025
When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
by realrealbananapeel November 03, 2023
When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025