When a well endowed black woman with a saggy coochie lowers it like a crane into the blades of a lawnmower
by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025
When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.
by realrealbananapeel January 22, 2023
When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
by realrealbananapeel November 04, 2023
When a man with a big ol wiener sits upon a corrupt politician caked in feces and urine. The man then proceeds to spoonfeed baking soda to the corrupt politician and then douse him in gasoline. The man then licks the gasoline-doused politician and eats several lit matches. The mans insides burst into flames and he runs into a slaughterhouse, cooking all of the meat inside. Used in Guy Fieri's Big Fat Stupid Rat Barbecue Competition of 2024 by Ballsack McFinnigan to have sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife. After having sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife, he stuck a finger in his tight little Guy Fierihole.
We need to ban zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers! Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers killed my grandma!
by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025
When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025
When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 10, 2023