realrealbananapeel's definitions

Dirty limberg

When a fat tub of lard shits so hard his eyes pop out of his head and his balls go inside his asshole, being covered in shit and therefore creating a makeshift poop bomb, which can be detonated by farting, which releases the shit covered nuts, creating a jetpack of shit causing him to fly through the ceiling of his house

I did a Dirty limberg yesterday. The fire department had to rescue me.

by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2026

Gronkitis

When a well endowed black woman with a saggy coochie lowers it like a crane into the blades of a lawnmower

It's hanging too low! Quick, perform a gronkitis!

by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Big stinky nutsack

When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.

Bitch make me a big stinky nutsack. I wanna eat it. Please?

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburger

When a man with a big ol wiener sits upon a corrupt politician caked in feces and urine. The man then proceeds to spoonfeed baking soda to the corrupt politician and then douse him in gasoline. The man then licks the gasoline-doused politician and eats several lit matches. The mans insides burst into flames and he runs into a slaughterhouse, cooking all of the meat inside. Used in Guy Fieri's Big Fat Stupid Rat Barbecue Competition of 2024 by Ballsack McFinnigan to have sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife. After having sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife, he stuck a finger in his tight little Guy Fierihole.

We need to ban zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers! Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers killed my grandma!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023