Definitions by realrealbananapeel
Dirty limberg
When a fat tub of lard shits so hard his eyes pop out of his head and his balls go inside his asshole, being covered in shit and therefore creating a makeshift poop bomb, which can be detonated by farting, which releases the shit covered nuts, creating a jetpack of shit causing him to fly through the ceiling of his house
Dirty limberg by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2026
Medical Pen Explaggot
When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
Medical Pen Explaggot by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Big stinky nutsack
When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
Big stinky nutsack by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburger
When a man with a big ol wiener sits upon a corrupt politician caked in feces and urine. The man then proceeds to spoonfeed baking soda to the corrupt politician and then douse him in gasoline. The man then licks the gasoline-doused politician and eats several lit matches. The mans insides burst into flames and he runs into a slaughterhouse, cooking all of the meat inside. Used in Guy Fieri's Big Fat Stupid Rat Barbecue Competition of 2024 by Ballsack McFinnigan to have sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife. After having sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife, he stuck a finger in his tight little Guy Fierihole.
We need to ban zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers! Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers killed my grandma!
Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburger by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Washington Herpes Bowl
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
Washington Herpes Bowl by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
Not ready for freddy
When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Not ready for freddy by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023