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When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Get the Medical Pen Explaggotmug. When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023
Get the Kentucky Mixmug. To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
Get the Washington Herpes Bowlmug. When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.
by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2023
Get the Ratslimermug. When a jewish man and a salamander engage in a no holds barred, winner takes all death match in which the winner gets to take home a dog bowl full of rice noodles and feces
by realrealbananapeel January 22, 2023
Get the donkletroughmug. When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Get the Big stinky nutsackmug. When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
Get the Not ready for freddymug.