lilometer

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distance measurement; a lil' kilometer, a kilometer for an ant

The small ant travelled a lilometer to find a hot mate.

lilometer by The Grand Wolfgang December 5, 2010

Words you can keep

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

Word of the Day on September 4, 2024

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

What The Fuck is a Kilometer by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

Kilometer of Cock by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

what the fuck is a kilometer by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026