illometer 

On a scale from 1-7 on how ill something is. The illest thing ever witnessed was a 5.5, and a 7 would kill u its so ill. Mostly, on a day to day basis you would see 1-3

Yo that bicycle kick was ill level 3.0 on the illometer!!!

illometer by Chaunz October 28, 2013

illeterate 

An ironic misspelling of "illiterate," usually written by a retard - or, perhaps more appropriately, by a "retart."

"Your illeterate and retarted two!!!!11111"

illeterate by James71 May 24, 2008

illneterit 

a form of illiteracy that stems from overuse of internet slang and spelling.
(also illneterite, illneterate, or interneterate)

"You're a site for sore eyes."
"Omg, have you gone all illneterit on me?"

illneterit by m2dirty2 April 22, 2013

lilometer 

distance measurement; a lil' kilometer, a kilometer for an ant

The small ant travelled a lilometer to find a hot mate.

lilometer by The Grand Wolfgang December 5, 2010

killometers 

Deadlier kilometers

-They were going at like 300 killometers per hour.

killometers by sauso & fiera33 February 22, 2020