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a person a thinks they are so cool because they like anything and everything and facebook. They have the tendency to give you 53 notifications. That one person that you want their computers and phones to blow up in thier face.
"That stupid Likester!"
Notafications: person likes your photo, Person likes your status,Person likes your photo, Person likes comment. person like your link, person likes your video, person likes your page.
likester by omgfish February 27, 2013
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Lokester 

Noun: A chill person (Androgynous).

The noun Lokester originated in Aliso Viejo, California. It has developed a positive connotation and can be used to describe any person in any circumstance (as long as they're chill). The word Lokester is associated with the SoCal Lokesters .
Devon: "Hey dude your mod needs a drip."
Evan: "Dude you're a lokester !"

Luke: "I just slammed her in her mom's bed!"
Megan: "You're such a lokester Luke! Props dude!"
Sasha: "You dog! You lokester !"
Quint: "Righteous!!! Lokedog Millionaire! You're such a lokester dude!"
Lokester by Swankyswankynug July 4, 2014

likesturbating 

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment
chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !
likesturbating by dearbetch July 20, 2010

like-ster 

On Facebook, a person who blasts others for 'liking' average things, like famous quotations, news articles, photos of babies, puppies and kitties, and complains about 'likes' for things with the purpose of obtaining free items or discounts from retailers.
Much like the hipster, the like-ster can be found dissing average consumers.
like-ster by Sunny Delite January 2, 2013

Likesturbation 

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.
-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.
Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

Lukester 

Nickname for a cool Luke. Usually an alpha male, leader of his friend group, large penis, dashing personality, serious athleticism, and very sexy.
Luke: my nickname is Lukester
Every girl: that’s so hot
Lukester by Lukester123430 March 5, 2022

lokester 

means a chilling guy usually a crip, homeboy etc.
yooo lokesterr where you at, what up lokester
lokester by babygirl101 April 20, 2005
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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