To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.
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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."
"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."
-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.
a reciprocal cycle of social-media engagement in which people consciously or unconsciously post content soley to stimulate each other’s egos through likes, shares and comments, deriving dopamine based gratification from both giving and receiving validation.
“Her post was obvious likesturbation—only a little more engagement and she will need to put a towel down”
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.