Likesturbate 

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."

I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.

Likesturbate by Turdly Von Poopsinhausen January 26, 2014

likesturbating 

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment

chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !

likesturbating by dearbetch July 20, 2010

liketurbating

To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.

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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."

"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."

"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."

liketurbating by I-Haz-Some-Awe December 27, 2013

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

Likesturbation 

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.

-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.

Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015