lightening rod 

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

lightening rod by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

north american lightening rod 

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

north american lightening rod by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

Colorado Lightning Rod 

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

Colorado Lightning Rod by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013

Lightning rod 

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

Lightning rod by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008

Lightning Rod 

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

Lightning Rod by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

lightning rod 

During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.

I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.

lightning rod by The Sub February 25, 2005

Lightning Rod 

When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.

Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!

Lightning Rod by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010