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Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.
Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
by NoSnKi December 13, 2011
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival June 05, 2018
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival June 05, 2018
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