Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.
Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
by NoSnKi December 13, 2011
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival May 14, 2018
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival May 14, 2018
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1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008
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to lighten up means to relax, to become less serious or less angry.
Lighten up, would ja? It was a accident.
by DannyMcgill December 17, 2006
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Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up
by hannah1985 March 16, 2009
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A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.
I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house
by Ginsu48 September 16, 2009
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