Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.
Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.
Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.
Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
by NoSnKi December 13, 2011
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
by Sarcasm for survival May 14, 2018
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
by Sarcasm for survival May 14, 2018
1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008
by DannyMcgill December 17, 2006
by hannah1985 March 16, 2009
A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.
by Ginsu48 September 16, 2009
