liesch

A toolbag that wants attention while claiming he doesnt.

That liesch istalking about his ferrari again.

liesch by Mikey1122 August 10, 2017

LieChelie 

Stefan Lie is an upcoming designer who is also one of the most influential people from Brasov. Despite his humble begginings, he overcame his need of a gang from the hood and rose up to be one of the most intriguing designers from the country. His line of clothing includes Snowboarding apparel and a line of non-binary people underwear. He has a collaboration with Tommy Hilfiger and Lee Cooper with clothes for the professional enviroment like shirts, jackets and jeans. He has an extravagant personality and, as he described to the local news, he takes two times a month trips in the woods where he feels connected on the highest level with the nature. He says that he takes only his guitar and a bottle of water with him and returns home at noon. "It's almost an esoteric experience I'd say." he added.
He even purchased a penthouse in Poiana Brasov so that the process is easier for him.

Have you heard of the upbecoming desiigner Lie Stefan?
LieChelie? Yeah. I even heard he has recently published a line designed for his old hood homies. I really respect him.

LieChelie by BigelFone February 20, 2020

Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.

'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'

Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013

Lieschen 

Unique, special, and interesting person. You will only find one Lieschen in your life, if your lucky, so grab her and never let go. She will keep you happy for life.

Lieschen is a girl you will only meet once, so get her attention right away, once she is gone, she is gone for good.

Lieschen by durannie4life October 26, 2011

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

dick-loesch by Rickman January 28, 2007

Liechtenstein-Man 

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.

Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!

Liechtenstein-Man by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023

Liechtenstein 

The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.

Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.

If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.

The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.

Liechtenstein is worth $825 million

Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.

Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.

Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.

" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "

" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "

" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "

" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "

Liechtenstein by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006