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leschlonk 

A man with great power beneath him
The dick destroyer wields his leschlonk apon arrival of female groups and instantly has them under his arms while walking up to the bedroom
leschlonk by Leschlonk destroyer December 27, 2020
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Perfection in porcine form.
Also a new Pokémon in the upcoming Pokémon Scarlet and Violet games.
Example 1: All we need is Lechonk in our lives.
Example 2: Charizard can't hold a candle to Lechonk.
Example 3: Here's some Lechonk Facts: Rhydon is the worst Pokémon ever created.
A normal type pig Pokemon from Scarlet and Violet. Captured the internets heart. Name based on Lechon (Spanish for pig) and 'HECKIN CHONKER'.
Lechonk is immune to taunt due to its aroma veil.
lechonk by Chonkoisseur June 1, 2022
"Lmaoooooo dude the new pokémon is called-"

"Lechonk, I know, so funny hahahahahaha."
Lechonk by MarS_88 June 2, 2022
ALL HAIL LECHONK!
lechonk by I'm in no mood. June 1, 2022
Officially the best scarlet and violet pokemon.
It's named like the Spanish word for piglet and it's a normal type.
It looks like it's fat, but it's actually just muscle.
It's also God's reincarnation
Person one: hey what's your favourite pokemon?
Person two: lechonk

Person one: you're God damn right
lechonk by RobinEmma June 3, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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